why alcohol is better than water

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE NOTICE -- PLEASE READ AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
or some a glass of beer...
or some other adult beverage!





As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of a year, we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) --- the bacteria found in feces! In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.